These were the words uttered to me by Sir Stefan. If you already did not know I am his official biographer. It feels good to be someone's biographer. It is a great title to have and now I know that I have made it in life. You see here is the scoop: Scott, Stefan, Stanley and Wasina were sitting in the middle bar on Soi 14. They were drinking their beer and having a good time. This is where it gets interesting. This Thai women who must have been in her 30's is invited to sit with the boys from Wasina (SHE DEVIL). The lady was drunk, having finished off a bottle of whiskey of 100 pipers all by herself, well not really herself, if Stefan is along then the whiskey bottle suddenly develops a leak. When I am finished with Stefan's biography I will have some juicy material I think that I could sell to Asia Books. Back to the story. The drunk lady, let's call her whale. Since she had a hideous tatoo on her thunder thighs that was a picture of a rainbow colored whale. It was very big and who knows when it ended. Wasina being the cheating, thieving, drinking, ex-girlfriend that she is, wanted to hook up Stefan with the Whale lady and Stefan's response was.. I am terribly sorry, my boyfriend is coming !! If her face could turn red it would have happened. But Stanley had had enough. He went home and went to bed. But 10 minutes later, Stan came out in his bathrobe, sunglasses, and a hat, and nothing else. The old boy really is starting to worry us. Also he died his hair platinum blond.
Other news:
Kevin's dad was bitten by a Soi Dog and had to have rabies shots
Our team got 2nd place at Tuesday night Trivia at the Dubliner
On Friday I hope to finally get my work permit.. (it has only been 5 months)
I am looking for a new apartment.. got to move soon, tired of living like a rat
Tonight is The Accumulator at The Bulls Head, my chance to win 15,000 baht.
I am going to type 10,000 more words in my untitled novel.
Thursday, October 19, 2006
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